Sexy Serial Killer attempts to bring bodaciously buxom brutal horrors to us at a budget price. Does it deliver the fleshy goodness we desire, or does it leave us… flat-chested?
Sexy Serial Killer Developer
Sexy Serial Killer is brought to us by Disturbing Excitement. Released on Steam on January 29, 2018. As far as I could find scouring the internet, this is the only game they have released.
Intro
Sexy Serial Killer starts in a typical 21st-century fashion. Dad is lonely, and his busty daughter has found him a date from an internet website: dumpsterfire.org – What could go wrong?
Your wife left a few years ago, and you haven’t been on a date since. But today is going to be a good day. You begin the game as an overly optimistic, life-affirming father.
Smarmy smile and pajamas, you grab your flashlight and listen to the radio to learn that a 6-foot 2-inch busty psycho killer has escaped the sanitarium. Time to go lock your front door!
Mechanics
The first object you interact with shows you the controls you will utilize to navigate the game.
Shift to run will be your best friend. Dad does not possess the stamina or the speed that his chesty daughter does.
Dad plays the game from the first-person perspective. Your main objective with him is to run and find items.
The oh so lovely daughter plays in the third-person perspective.
While controlling her, you will need to engage in combat.
Combat controls are simple and clunky. Tab-target and spam the left mouse button when wildly swinging your shovel.
Health regenerates pretty quickly. If you get in a bind, spam roll by pressing “Q” and pick the direction by hitting the corresponding “WASD” keys.
Tab target your enemies to stay locked on and smash that left mouse button until they die.
Gameplay
The reason to buy this game is the subtle art and fantastic gameplay!
Dad has to run and hide from the Sexy Serial Killer, Mary Vore.
It’s up to his daughter to fight through the monsters to save him and ultimately find her father, his true love.
Is Mary Vore a Jason Voorhees rip-off? Yeah, kinda. Machete, similar mask, psycho killer…
But, Jason Voorhees wasn’t raised by wild hogs and imitated their sounds. Jason also doesn’t have ridiculously sized tits! So, who’s the superior killer?
The game will take you through a fundamental level system, 6 in total. It might take a few tries to understand what you’re supposed to do.
Nothing compared to Harvester and its non sequitur level advancement system (read our review).
Sexy Serial Killer rewards the player with gratuitous ass and tits and completely random anime dancing girls by completing levels.
I really enjoyed the in-game song “Good Girl” by Isserley – Give it a listen.
Progress in-game and find the lore that tells what lead to the tragic creation of our sexy serial killer, Mary Vore.
Shovel slashing your way through monsters in your tiny bikini, in the end, you are pitted against Mary Vore herself.
This fight can be frustrating. Mary Vore is a heavy-hitting boss with unlimited stamina. The room is also completely dark, and Mary is the only light source. Slash, roll, repeat. You can beat this big titty bitch!
After defeating Mary Vore, Mary and your father are in love for unexplained reasons and can be together.
Love finds a way.
Then, more dancing!
Summary
Sexy Serial Killer will not be on anyone’s Top 10 list. It is, however, a cheap game that doesn’t take much time to complete and will keep you entertained. The classic “so bad it’s good.”
Incorporating all of the necessary tropes. Sexy Serial Killer serves us up some truly raunchy gameplay indicative of the slasher subgenre of horror.
Currently, the game is 2.99, and a steal at that price for what you get. I picked it up on sale for 56 cents! So, if you feel like bloody tits and half-naked dancers aren’t worth the current price, wait for it to go on sale.
Sexy Serial Killer is a game we definitely would bang!